SO. MUCH. FAIL. ;-;

While I was at school today, someone brought their kid in, no joke, and for liek an hour, he just sits there, swaying around in a circle making that "PTHBTHPPTHBTHBPTHTHBBB" noise, that "XP" kinda thing. I turned to Ryan, one of the teachers and said, "Hey Ryan, my brain is totally making that sound right now, like you have no idea." He laughed and said "Yeah? How so?" "Well, I've been working on this question since before the kid over there got here, like an hour and a half ago." "Whats the question? O.o" "-blahblahblah something about the Preamble to the Constitution-" "Alright, lets take a look............uh..... .__.' ...." "What?" "You're on the wrong page. This is the Declaration of Independence......" " O______o You're kidding......." "Uh.....*points to the title, IN BOLD, AND TAKING UP THE WHOLE TOP THIRD OF THE PAGE, Declaration of Independence.*" ".....................you mean to tell me that I've been on the wrong page......for whats going on TWO HOURS?! ;-;" "Looks that way, huh? You weren't joking, your brain must be makin that noise." He laughs and I <HEADDESK> a few times. That wasnt all the derp that happened today, but it was the most derp...y....er....est.... I know what I'm talking about.... .__.